Nimba-Jimba, the gorgeous pink dust-duned and deep purple oceaned cube-planet, is my home. Naturally, I was born on a deep purple evening with much loud thunder and many a bright lightning on a near-sunk sailboat. I was born to be the light to a dark planet: Earth. (Though, I would have preferred Pluto, just to spite the cruel astrologers who are saying it’s not a planet.) Or maybe I’m just here to spy on your governments and steal your precious technology.

All my life I’ve been a weirdo (ask Gabriel), but only in the last four or so yearshave I become the mentally deranged person and movie lover that I am today. More than love, actually, it’s more of a crazed obsession. And, as a result, I went on to become an actress, and then a director and screenwriter, making a few fabulous films.

Wait—that hasn’t happened yet. Forget the bit after crazed obsession, it’s my evilscheme to take over Earth.